I collected a few goofy emails and quotes over my years at amazon, and here are some of my sharable favorites. There are a few which I love more, but I can't really post here. If you know me, you know which ones they are anyway. So...
"I don't think my ego has ever been more bruised. Imagine, being mocked by developers. Shouldn't I be taking your lunch money?" --A non-technical good friend, circa 2001ish
"Correct. The first set of numbers is an order id. Walk softly over the rice paper Grasshopper." --Alan
"The Fantastic Four is such a rip off of The Incredibles!" --Jonathan
Jon: "So this is SOL?" James: "Give or take."
John: "Let's reinvent the wheel." Jon: "Our wheels have to be upside down."
"Good morning Japan!" --David, 3:24 PM JST
"Let's replace the working software with Folgers Crystals!" --Scott
(after my friend's dog, Bandon, ran away...) "Thanks for all who helped look for Bandon. FWIW, he was where we suspected: smoking a cigarette, playing poker in the basement of the parking garage." --Greg